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But not everyone is as tolerant of the humanities majors here at Duke, and many chose not to participate in the event. “They’re all wasting their time. The average humanities person will never have the full respect for what us science people go through,” said admittedly salty Pratt senior Clark Jeffries. “I mean, I’m in statistics 101B this semester, finishing my major requirements, and this public policy chick leans over to me one day and says, ‘This class is hard. I’m so bad at math.’ I thought, ‘Are you kidding me? This isn’t math. We’re flipping coins, for Christ’s sake. I’m over here in CPS 666 talking about fast Fourier transform matrices… meanwhile you’re wondering what the probability of getting two heads in a row is. You want math? I’ll give you math, you skank.'”